Annie Oakley (TV Series)

Annie Trusts a Convict (1954)

Gail Davis: Annie Oakley

Quotes 

• Jack Stone : Is Lofty Craig still his deputy?

  Annie Oakley : Yes, Lofty's still around.

  Jack Stone : You didn't... ?

  Annie Oakley : No, I'm not married to him.

• Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : You can of a million outs for Jack Stone! Now come to think of it, you were sweet on him in school.

  Annie Oakley : Oh, Lofty! I do believe you're jealous.

  Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Who, me? Jealous of a convict?

  Annie Oakley : That's just it! Jack is a convict, but I think unjustly so. That's what I'm trying to straighten out.

  Tagg Oakley : Aw, kiss him, Annie! That'll shut him up.

• Jack Stone : You get in that woodbox there. There's nothing much in it this time of year except Black Widow Spiders and mice.

  Annie Oakley : Black Widow Spiders I can stand.

  Jack Stone : There's an old flap of canvas that separates it from the room. You can hear everything.

  Annie Oakley : If those mice are in there, you'll hear everything too.

• Annie Oakley : Mission treasure? Oh, Jack, there's no such thing. That's just one of those long lost treasure stories. Just the same as the Lost Dutchman's Mine.

• Tagg Oakley : After you finish with that suit, can I have it?

  Annie Oakley : What in the world for?

  Tagg Oakley : You can cut it down for me, and I'll wear it when the kids play Sheriff and Bandits.

  Annie Oakley : Oh, Tagg Oakley, your uncle is Sheriff of this county and, if he saw you wearing a bandit's suit, well, he'd have a stroke.

  Tagg Oakley : Oh, he's always saying I'll end up wearing one.

• Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : What's the idea of playing dead? You coulda killed us.

  Tagg Oakley : That's a hard way to fall for a girl.

  Annie Oakley : I appreciate that but if I hadn't played dead, I might have been. Thanks anyhow. Gee, Lofty, you know you're the prettiest thing I've seen all day.

  Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Aw, now, Annie.

  Tagg Oakley : Tell him some more, Annie. He eats this stuff up.

• Tagg Oakley : A real Indian drum.

  [Tagg provides the sound effects] 

  Tagg Oakley : Looks like it might be Navaho.

  Annie Oakley : With tribal markings on it like this, it's Apache too. You better study your Indians, boy.

• Tagg Oakley : A real tomahawk. Looks like it might be Sioux.

  Annie Oakley : With a head on it like that, it's Apache.