Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bus of the Undead (2001)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• Carl : [to Shake]  I put two and two together, and decided that you're pissing me off.

• Meatwad : I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy.

  Master Shake : What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep.

  [Meatwad starts crying] 

• Meatwad : Hey, which one of y'all left the door open?...

  [pauses] 

  Meatwad : ...And tore it off the hinges, and threw it in the yard?

• Mothmonsterman : [the Teens come home to find Mothmonsterman on thier couch watching TV]  Oh hey. Where you guys been?

  Master Shake : [angrily]  Memphis.

  Mothmonsterman : Really?

  Master Shake : Yes!

  Mothmonsterman : That's awesome! How was it?

  Master Shake : [suddenly friendly]  Oh it was great! They light up the bridge, and we had fried catfish.

  Meatwad : When did you have fried catfish?

• Carl : Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.

  Master Shake : Oh, we are so sorry, Carl. And it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?

  Carl : No, no. I'll just keep it there since it's uh, mine anyways.

• Meatwad : It's the tooth fairy, tryin' to beat it's way in!