- [Mothmonsterman has strung Carl up in a silk cocoon]
- Frylock: What did you do to Carl?
- Mothmonsterman: Oh, yeah, I laid my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it.
- Master Shake: [answering phone] Hellooo.
- Mothmonsterman: Yeah, why did you throw molding at me?
- Master Shake: What do you want from me?
- Mothmonsterman: I want the light turned on.
- Master Shake: [shouts] I don't have the blood you crave!
- [Shake starts sobbing]
- Mothmonsterman: Blood... ah... chch... No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on, alright? Now, if I don't have it on by nightfall...
- [honks bus horn]
- Mothmonsterman: I'm gonna lay on this horn... bigtime, alright? Then I will probably call you back.
- Master Shake: To suck my blood?
- Mothmonsterman: Yyyeah... Sure.
- Meatwad: I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy.
- Master Shake: What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep.
- [Meatwad starts crying]
- [repeated line]
- Master Shake: Well... Dracula called, and he's coming tonight for you, and I said okay.
- Mothmonsterman: [the Teens come home to find Mothmonsterman on thier couch watching TV] Oh hey. Where you guys been?
- Master Shake: [angrily] Memphis.
- Mothmonsterman: Really?
- Master Shake: Yes!
- Mothmonsterman: That's awesome! How was it?
- Master Shake: [suddenly friendly] Oh it was great! They light up the bridge, and we had fried catfish.
- Meatwad: When did you have fried catfish?
- Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.
- Master Shake: Oh, we are so sorry, Carl. And it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?
- Carl: No, no. I'll just keep it there since it's uh, mine anyways.
- Frylock: Shake, man, I'm trying to sleep.
- Master Shake: How can you sleep when Assisted Living Dracula is on?