- Frylock: [after Zack Wilder was blown up] What are we gonna tell his wife and kids?
- Master Shake: You saw him! The man was drunk and out of control!
- Frylock: What's that jet doing in our yard?
- Master Shake: Oh hell! What does it look like?
- Frylock: Well... It's in the shape of a bass guitar and it's painted with a giant owl.
- Master Shake: Swooping down from the moon. I know! It's Geddy's jet. FLOOR IT! We gotta get the hell hell outta here!
- Meatwad: Hey, Geddy! THE RIVER!
- Zakk Wylde: Why did I even get wasted and work with you? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone. It's a stick with a marshmallow on it.
- Master Shake: [trying to sell the house] Hey, how ya doin, hey! So you saw the sign! I guess you wanna take a look at the house, I mean, we have a couple other people coming later today, it's really a lucky thing you stopped by!
- Insane Homeless Man: [gesturing and mumbling insanely the whole time Shake was talking] OK, see you in the trees. Uh, I'll take care of them. I'm a tree. I'm a tree wizard.
- Master Shake: Hey, that is grreat! Come on in, I got a tray of muffins ...
- Master Shake: [the guy holds up box] ONE, TAKE ONE!
- Insane Homeless Man: Tree wizard needs $6.48.
- Master Shake: And as you can see, it's fully furnished. 2/0, no bathroom, and that is by design. We don't want people to mess things up with their waste, you know what I'm saying?
- [guy points meaninglessly]
- Master Shake: Right, of course you do, you know what I'm saying. And as you can see, the phone is highly cordless.
- Insane Homeless Man: Alablama. Alabama. Alabama. Alabummla.
- Master Shake: Yes, absolutely, we are conveniently located adjacent to Alabama. What else?