- Sharon: What's the matter? Who were you talking to?
- Janice Robinson: Look!
- Sharon: Look at what?
- Janice Robinson: It was the chameleon from the store. It bit me again.
- Sharon: Chameleon? How did it get here?
- Janice Robinson: I don't know. Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price.
- Sharon: What are you talking about?
- Janice Robinson: That's what the kid said and that's what the chameleon said.
- Sharon: The chameleon talked?
- Janice Robinson: It turned into me. It looked just like me. It was me. Sharon, I think the chameleon wants to be me.
- Sharon: Jan, nothing's here. I think you were just dreaming.
- Janice Robinson: I wasn't. It was real. It bit me twice and now it's coming after me with water.
- Sharon: Tell you what. How about if I sleep in here tonight.
- Janice Robinson: I don't know what's going on, Sharon. I'm sorry, I...
- Sharon: Shhh! It's okay. In the morning this will all be a bad dream. Okay?
- Mrs. Robinson: Are you all set?
- Janice Robinson: I bought the dye.
- Mrs. Robinson: How many times do we have to go through this? I'm not letting you put blue streaks in your hair.
- Janice Robinson: Why not? You dyed your hair. Why can't I dye mine?
- Mrs. Robinson: Because it's not the same thing and you know it.
- Janice Robinson: Mom, will you please stop treating me like a little girl?
- Mrs. Robinson: I will as soon as you stop acting like one.
- Sharon: You're not Janice!
- [Evil Chameleon smiles sinisterly]
- Sharon: Who are you?
- Evil Chameleon: [sarcastically] It's me. I'm Janice. Don't you recognize me?
- [reveals herself as the Evil Chameleon]
- Sharon: You're the chameleon!
- Evil Chameleon: There is nothing you can do. There are thousands of us out here. More of us are changing everyday.
- Evil Chameleon: [Addressing fellow chameleons as she heads back to the well late at night] Oh, I'm sorry I had to do that. But I knew you would find the bucket.
- [Then she notices the real Janice who was transformed back into the chameleon's body]
- Evil Chameleon: Oh, I see we left our little friend down there. I hope she knows how to swim.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Mr. Robinson: Sorry, I couldn't wait.
- Sharon: Did you show your mom the rash?
- Mrs. Robinson: What rash?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, I thought I had something but it's gone now.
- Mrs. Robinson: Well, keep an eye on it.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You know, Mom. I think you were right.
- Mrs. Robinson: About what?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, dying my hair blue is dumb and I don't thnk I'm ready to wear a dress like that. It's a little too old for me.
- Mrs. Robinson: Great! Why the change of heart?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, I decided it wasn't worth fighting over something so dumb.
- Sharon: Are you feeling okay?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Sure. I'll call the dress shop right now and have them take it off hold.
- Mr. Robinson: [to Mrs. Robinson] See? I told you it was just a phase.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson to Mr. and Mrs. Robinson] You know, you should really get going. You know how crazy it gets at the flower depot. We'll clean up.
- Evil Chameleon: [On the phone] Hello? This is Janice Robinson. I'd like to place an order. Yes, I'll hold.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Will you help me?
- Sharon: Sure. What's going on?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Nothing. I did what you said. I got some sleep and everything just felt like it was a bad dream but that's all changed now.
- Sharon: [to "Janice" who is really the Evil Chameleon as she was trying to kill the real Janice who was transformed into a chameleon with a frying pan] What are you doing?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Uh, I saw a mouse. I hate mice. Oh, um, Dad has a box of traps. I think we should put them around the house.
- Sharon: Jan, are you sure we should do this?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson when the doorbell rings] I'll get it!
- [Goes to answer the door and gives the delivery man a dollar tip, taking the box from him]
- Evil Chameleon: Thank you.
- Delivery Man: You're welcome.
- Sharon: You bought the dress after all, didn't you?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] No, I didn't! Oh and don't forget to put a trap in the kitchen.
- Sharon: Then what is it?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Nothing!
- Evil Chameleon: Sharon? Sharon, are you up there?
- [switches back to guise of Janice when Mr. and Mrs. Robinson enter]
- Mr. Robinson: Hi!
- Mrs. Robinson: Hi!
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Hi! That was quick.
- Mr. Robinson: Are you kidding? We bought out the whole store.
- Mrs. Robinson: And we bought something for you too.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You did? What is it?
- Mrs. Robinson: Well, it's sort of an apology. We were both wrong and I know it's not the dress you wanted but I hope you like it anyway.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, it's beautiful! Oh, thank you, Mom. I like it better than the other one.
- [to Sharon as she comes downstairs]
- Evil Chameleon: What were you doing?
- Sharon: I went to get my hairbrush
- Mr. Robinson: [to Evil Chameleon in the guise of "Janice"] Why don't you go try on the dress? We're gonna make some health drinks.
- [to Sharon and Mrs. Robinson]
- Mr. Robinson: Come on, ladies.
- Sharon: Mrs. Robinson, don't you think Janice has been acting a little...
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson, wearing the new dress] Ta-da!
- Mr. Robinson: Wow! You look fantastic!
- Mrs. Robinson: It's perfect!
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] What do you think, Sharon? Is it me?
- Sharon: Yeah.
- Sharon: [to the Evil Chameleon when she rescues the real Janice who was transformed into a chameleon from the garbage disposal] You change her back now!
- Evil Chameleon: [Threatens Sharon with a hatchet and comes closer to her] Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price! She won't bite me again!
- [Switches back to Janice and hides the hatchet when Mr. Robinson enters]
- Mr. Robinson: Oh, come on, Jan, we need your opinion.
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] I'll be right out, Dad.
- Evil Chameleon: [to Sharon when Mr. Robinson calls for Janice] Go ahead and tell them. They'll think you're crazy.
- Evil Chameleon: [as she discovers Sharon about to dump the chameleons down the well and chases her away] Stop! I won't let you hurt my family!
- Sharon: You're gonna get caught!
- Evil Chameleon: You think so? I think people are so dumb they won't find out until it's too late, Don't fight it, Sharon. Just put your hand in there and get it over with.
- [One of the chameleons bites her]
- Evil Chameleon: Ouch!
- Sharon: Bites you once, bites you twice. You should have counted your family and a guest.
- Janice Robinson: [When she turns back to herself] Quick grab the hose!
- Sharon: Now add water!
- Evil Chameleon: No!
- [Then, she and Janice spin around in circles]
- Janice Robinson: It's me, Sharon!
- Evil Chameleon: No, it's me!
- Janice Robinson: I'm your best friend!
- Evil Chameleon: I'm the one who knows your parents, Bob and Carol.
- Janice Robinson: That's right and they're in Hawaii.
- Sharon: Janice, I don't know which one is you.
- Janice Robinson: Don't spray me! I might turn back into the chameleon.
- Evil Chameleon: [Pretending to be Janice Robinson] Wait! I can prove that I'm the real Janice.
- [Grabs the box and runs to the well]
- Evil Chameleon: Only the real Janice would do this.
- [Dumps the chameleons into the well]
- Janice Robinson: No, it's a trick!
- Evil Chameleon: [Pretending to be Janice Robinson] It's really me, Sharon.
- Sharon: A little water, pay the price.
- [Mistakenly sprays the REAL Janice, who changes back to a chameleon]
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson, when Sharon sprays the wrong "chameleon"] Kill it!
- Sharon: [after she throws the wrong chameleon down the well] It's really you, isn't it?
- Evil Chameleon: [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Yes! And can you please get me out of this creepy dress?
- Sharon: Welcome back, Jan!
- [They hug and leave the well]
- Janice Robinson: [to herself as she is about to brush her teeth] Don't be an idiot.
- [then she notices the shower running]
- Evil Chameleon: I think I'm going to enjoy your life! Oh, I think I'm learning very fast!
- Janice Robinson: [as the Evil Chameleon pushes her into the shower which turns her into a chameleon and laughs maniacally] No!
- Janice Robinson: I'm gonna take all of my savings and buy the dress myself.
- Sharon: They're gonna be ticked.
- Janice Robinson: They're not gonna know. I'll sneak out wearing something stupid they'll prove and then I'll change at school.
- Sharon: Does it really work sneaking around like that?
- Janice Robinson: You don't know what it's like. Parents can be all kinds of things.
- Sharon: It's because my parents are never home. They're always working.
- Janice Robinson: Well, at least they trust you. Mine still think I need a babysitter. Ow!
- Sharon: What happened?
- Janice Robinson: I'm sorry. It's my finger. It's probably because of that bite.
- Sharon: That doesn't sound too good.
- Sharon: Are you okay?
- Janice Robinson: Yeah. What a strange kid.
- Sharon: He knew he was gonna bite you. The little creep.
- Evil Chameleon: [to Janice after biting her a second time] Well, it's almost over. But then again, it's really just beginning.
- Janice Robinson: What?
- Janice Robinson: [as she and Sharon are petting a bunny] Oh, I love coming here. They're so cute.
- Sharon: It's sad though. I want to take one home. Let's get one.
- Janice Robinson: No thanks, I'll stick with my fish.
- Mrs. Robinson: Now, can we have a nice, quiet, problem-free weekend?
- Janice Robinson: No, we can't! It's never gonna be problem-free until you let me grow up!