Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Big Brother (1974)

Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash

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Quotes 

• Captain Stephen Peacock : [Mash walks by wearing a suit instead of his work uniform, pushing a cart of dresses]  Mr. Mash!

  Mr. Mash : Yes, Captain?

  Captain Stephen Peacock : You are not supposed to be on the floor after 9:30.

  Mr. Mash : Yeah, well, I was putting me best suit on, you see, sir. You gotta look good for the telly, ain't ya?

  [Looks around] 

  Mr. Mash : Where's the camera, then?

  Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the CCTV camera with a dramatic gesture, because he knows Mr. Rumbold's watching them]  Be off with you, Mr. Mash! I don't want to have to tell you again!

  Mr. Mash : I like that! That was very good!

  [Imitates him] 

  Mr. Mash : "Be off with you!"

  [Normal voice] 

  Mr. Mash : Here, you wanna do it once more in case he missed it? Sort of an action replay, you know.

  [nudges him] 

  Mr. Mash : Go on, go on, go on, go on!

  Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the camera]  Please leave the floor!

  Mr. Mash : [Salutes. To the camera]  Certainly, Captain Peacock!

  [tries to hurry off the floor before he gets in trouble and knocks a display over with the cart] 

  Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the camera]  NOW look what Mr. Mash has done!

• Mr. Rumbold : Let's see what's going on.

  [Turns on the CCTV for the first time, only to catch Miss Brahms just finishing the act of pulling up her tights] 

  Mr. Mash : [laughs]  Hey, we just missed THEM going on, didn't we?