Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Cold Store (1975)
Arthur Brough: Mr. Grainger
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Quotes
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[Mr. Grainger has spent the entire morning rushing off to the toilet because of "gastric distress." He returns from the toilet to find Miss Brahms in the Men's Department, and is unaware that she has been assigned there]
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Mr. Humphries.
Mr. Humphries : Yes, Mr. Grainger?
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Send that girl back to her own department.
Mr. Humphries : She's been seconded to us, Mr. Grainger.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Been what?
Mr. Humphries : Placed here at Captain Peacock's request.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Well, we'll soon see about that! Captain Peacock, are you free?
Captain Stephen Peacock : [Looks around] At present, yes.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Could I have a word with you?
Captain Stephen Peacock : Yes, what is it?
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Well, I have a very serious complaint.
[Grimaces]
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Oh, damn...
[Runs off to the toilet]
Captain Stephen Peacock : It doesn't appear to be getting any better!