Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Friends and Neighbours (1985)

Carol Cleveland: Lady Customer

Quotes 

• Captain Peacock : [Cedric and his mother walk out of the lift]  Good morning, madam. Are you being served?

  [Cedric shoots him in the face with a water gun] 

  Lady Customer : [turns to Captain Peacock]  I'm so sorry - it's his birthday.

• Mrs. Slocombe : [Cedric and his mother walk up to the counter]  Oh, what a dear little boy!

  [Cedric shoots her in the face with his water gun] 

  Lady Customer : [observing Mrs. Slocombe being shot with the water gun]  It's his birthday.

  Mrs. Slocombe : Oh! What a pity I can't give him something.