- Mr. Beverley Harman: [Mr. Harman and Mrs. Slocombe are spying on the rest of the staff with a new security camera system, and they have just seen Mr. Rumbold using desk polish on his bald head] So that's how he got that longer-lasting shine.
- [the staff are offering up personal items as collateral to bet on a horse race]
- Miss Brahms: I haven't got anything to offer.
- Mr. Beverley Harman: You can have it on tick.
- Mrs. Slocombe: Why couldn't I have it on tick?
- Mr. Spooner: You *really* haven't got anything to offer.