- Jonah: ARK II Log, Entry 142. We are on remote control entering sector 25. Widespread hunger and unrest exist here, and one group of people have taken matters into their own hands. The group has good intentions, but violence may result. Our mission is to find a peaceful solution to this problem.
- Robin Hood: To battle, Merry Men! To battle!
- Jonah: Uh-oh! Looks like we got a war on our hands. We better break it up before somebody gets hurt.
- Lord Leslie: You realize what you've done? I had Robin Hood as good as captured. Now, thanks to you, he's escaped, and with all our grain.
- Samuel: Did you say "Robin Hood"?
- Lord Leslie: That's what he calls himself. His real name is Will Tucker, nothing but a common bandit.
- Lord Leslie: [Standing before the ARK, addressing Ruth and Samuel] This machine now belongs to me.
- Ruth: Now wait a minute!
- Lord Leslie: And you are my prisoners.
- Samuel: Just what are you tryin' to pull?
- Lord Leslie: My rank, young man, and don't you forget it.
- Jonah: ARK II Log, Entry 143. Lord Leslie still rules over his village, a village of empty huts and untended fields. And Robin Hood and the others have set out to find a new, better way of life. Hopefully, they have learned that in any society, every member must take a responsible role in government to keep the Lord Leslies of the world at bay.
- Robin Hood: [posing as a donkey salesman] Yes, fine gentlemen, gaze upon the finest steed money can buy. Ridden only a short distance by an... elderly woman, this fine thoroughbred comes standard with, with genuine horsehair upholstery!