- Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Leather chair? So you're against stealing, but skinning cows is cool with you.
- Michael Bluth: I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing. Since when are you against leather?
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
- Lindsay Bluth Fünke: I'm not against the insides. People need meat to survive.
- Michael Bluth: You are aware that they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?
- Narrator: [introducing leather shop scene] So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter.
- Lance: [underneath narration] May I help you?
- Tobias Fünke: Oh, I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."
- Lance: Something that says... "leather daddy"?
- Tobias Fünke: Oh, is there such a thing?
- George Michael Bluth: Yeah, I'm gonna need a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.
- Marta Estrella: Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career, but I never would do that.
- Michael Bluth: Neither would I. What career?
- Marta Estrella: The magic?
- Michael Bluth: Oh, the tricks! The little tricks. Those are great.
- Marta Estrella: Well, he didn't like my reaction to his new one.
- Gob: [In flashback: Gob pushes a metal spike through an apple in front of Marta and her sons] Real needle, real apple... real neck!
- [Gob pushes the spike into his neck; blood appears to gush from it]
- Marta's son: [screaming] ¡Él es zombi!
- Marta Estrella: They're children! How could you do that?
- Gob: Oh sure, first you dump all over it, now you want to know how it's done.
- Narrator: As Michael was becoming more selfish, his father was choosing a more pious path - which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned.
- Lucille: Why is there a piece of shoe on your head?
- George Sr.: This is a - well, it's a reminder that the divine presence is always above me.
- Lucille: [about Buster dating Lucille Austero] I mean, she's been a family friend for years. It's just... creepy!
- Michael Bluth: Hey, buddy.
- Byron "Buster" Bluth: Hey.
- Michael Bluth: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
- Lucille: She changed him as a baby.
- Michael Bluth: OK, that's, that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
- Byron "Buster" Bluth: _That's_ why she didn't look surprised.
- Michael Bluth: Mom, I'm looking for G.O.B. There are some people after him, and I don't know if it's gambling or what, but, um... they want to break his legs.
- Lucille: It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.
- [laughs]
- Lucille: Oh, don't give me that look. I happen to be a more caring mother than most.
- Byron "Buster" Bluth: [entering] Where's my bed?
- Lucille: I put it in storage. I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with.
- Michael: [at Gob's magic show at the Gothic Castle] Where's Tobias?
- Narrator: [voiceover] Tobias had intended to come to the magic show, but had a slight miscommunication with his cab driver.
- Tobias Fünke: [Tobias is wearing a leather outfit he bought to impress Maebe] I would like to go to the Gothic Castle.
- Cab Driver: [slurring words] Gothic asshole?
- Tobias Fünke: That's what I said.
- [at the wrong Gothic Castle, Tobias sees two people walking out]
- Tobias Fünke: Boy, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit.
- [to the bouncer]
- Tobias Fünke: Yes, I am looking for the magic.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development: The Alliance decides to let Gob back in.
- Rollo: [at the Magicians' Alliance office] Tell me, how did you get two Alliance-approved assistants with such short notice?
- Gob: Oh, that was just my girlfriend and my nephew.
- Rollo: [quickly conferring with other Alliance members] Well, you're out.
- Tobias Fünke: Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is...
- [Tobias buying clothes to impress his daughter]
- Tobias Fünke: I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather".
- Salesman: Something that says... Leather Daddy?
- Tobias Fünke: Oh, is there such a thing?