- Derek: Somebody has to do something about the element down here.
- Lionel: *You* are the element down here.
- Jean: No wonder you go around glued together. I'm surprised that any decent people have anything to do with you.
- Alan: You do realize, I suppose, that socially speaking you've burned your bridges.
- Lionel: I've never enjoyed a fire more. We're going now.
- Jean: And just one more thing: if either of you set foot, let alone a tire' on the garden, I'll set the dogs on you.
- Alan: I didn't know you had any dogs.
- Jean: For you we'll get some.
- [Jean and Lionel leave]
- Alan: The manners of some people!
- [last lines]
- Mrs. Bale: Tea will be served in eleven minutes. I apologize for the delay, but I was telephoning Lol's mother.
- Lionel: Mrs Bale!
- Mrs. Bale: Just local gossip.
- Lionel: The word is out, isn't it.
- Jean: And I don't think the gang are going to be very popular with Lol's big brothers.
- Lionel: No, we'd better stay in London for a bit. I think we might have started a range war. Oh, by the way, why did you say I was decorated in Korea? And, and what exactly is a KBM?
- Jean: Kicked By Mule.
- Lionel: ...Mule! Of course.
- Jean: Well, you were!
- [first lines]
- Jean: Don't switch on the light. You'll wake the girls.
- Lionel: All right, but don't turn that one. I can't see a thing now.
- Jean: Just feel for the top stair with your foot.
- Lionel: *You* feel for the top stair with your foot.
- Jean: You're in the way.
- Lionel: All right. Don't push me for goodness' sake. Aargh!
- [sound of bumping down the stairs]
- Jean: Oh! Lionel!
- Lionel: I'm all right; that was the case.
- Jean: You've woken Judy now.
- Lionel: That could have been me down there, with both legs broken.