Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

Last Rites (1984)

Kevin Whately: Neville Hope

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• Oz Osborne : Err, listen lads. If youse lot wanna make a bit on the side, maybes you should come in wi' me.

  Dennis Patterson : How d' you mean, like?

  Wayne Norris : Yeah, doin' a bit of moonlighting are you, Oz?

  Oz Osborne : Well, I might have this business proposition, right. See, I've met this Eric. Canny lad .. for an Eric. Anyway, nothing's finalized yet so I can't say too much but if you want in, now's the time to speak up.

  Wayne Norris : Hold on, do you mean speak up, or divvy up, son?

  Oz Osborne : Both, both.

  Dennis Patterson : Well tell us what it is then.

  Oz Osborne : No, I can't yet.

  Neville Hope : Well how are we expected to chip in if you won't explain?

  Oz Osborne : Well that's the whole point man, Neville.

  Neville Hope : Well it escapes me, Oz.

  Oz Osborne : Look, the more you speculate, the more coin you get back on the back end.

  Dennis Patterson : But Oz, we're entitled to know what it is we're speculating in.

  Oz Osborne : Aye, in due course Dennis, when I get everything finalized. But er, well for the moment all I need is your readies, and your trust.

  [Momentary silence] 

  Oz Osborne : Is that asking too much, like?

  Dennis Patterson : Bollocks!

  Oz Osborne : Oh well, suit yourselves, I'll seek investment elsewhere, stuff you lot.

  [Oz exits] 

  Dennis Patterson : Oi, oi, howay at least give us a clue.

  Oz Osborne : [Oz comes back in]  Well its adult, and it's liable to cause offence.

  [Oz exits] 

  Dennis Patterson : It's adult, and liable to cause offence?

  Wayne Norris : [Ponders]  Sounds like Oz.