- [first lines]
- Walter Nebicher: Maybe she isn't coming.
- Capt. E. G. Boyd: Informants are about as reliable as computers.
- Walter Nebicher: You're not against computers, Captain. It's just that you're uncomfortable around things that are, well...
- Capt. E. G. Boyd: Go ahead, say it - complicated. I don't like electric razors, either.
- Automan: Walter! You don't know what helpless is until you find yourself out there all alone, without no information out there whatsoever!
- Walter Nebicher: What kind of information? Your the greatest detective that ever lived! Maybe the greatest brain!
- Automan: Really? What's my sign?
- Walter Nebicher: What?
- Automan: Miss Ellen said she was a Virgo. And it seemed very important to her to know what I was! And I don't know what she was talking about! Well what do I tell people when they ask me that? What am I?
- Walter Nebicher: Tell them your a Apple 2!