- Emma Peel: Well, friend Stapley certainly excelled himself, it's a great piece of double talk. "Why Sir Andrew left the converence", or how to say nothing in 500 well chosen words.
- John Steed: Stapley can't help telling half truths, he's in constant touch with politicians.
- John Steed: [Speaking of the automatic carbine] Well, I feel that in the right hands one shot should be enough.