- Emma Peel: Where's the body?
- John Steed: There isn't one
- Emma Peel: No body?
- John Steed: No body.
- Emma Peel: There's always a body!
- Dr. Betty James: Casualty. Found uncounscious some miles from here. He'd been attacked.
- John Steed: By a banana?
- Emma Peel: Steed, MOT-NRU stands for...
- John Steed: Ministry of Technology, Neoteric Research Unit.
- Emma Peel: That's a good guess.
- Professor Frank N.Stone's duplicate: We duplicates are programmed to survive, Mr. Steed. We are programmed to take over. Your ministers will arrive on their tour of inspection, but duplicates will leave. Duplicates so perfect they will defy detection.