- Dr. David Keel: Prison clothes.
- Carol Wilson: What?
- Dr. David Keel: By the look of it, he dived head first through a window. Think we'd better call the police.
- Carol Wilson: [sighs] He seemed awfully frightened.
- Dr. David Keel: Hm, with good reason I should think.
- Carol Wilson: Got a nice face, too...
- Carol Wilson: [Puppy barges into Dr. Keel's office] Oh, no!
- John Steed: We started out for the kennels but the puppy's stronger than I am, I'm afraid.
- Claire: Look at puppy.
- John Steed: Ah, she likes him. She never makes a mistake on character. She's very unpopular... around Westminster.
- Madame Zenobia: You mean you don't want your fortune told?
- Dr. David Keel: Not today, thanks, no.
- Madame Zenobia: Pity. I could have told you he was innocent.
- John Steed: [on phone] Now as soon as I get the details on him, I'll ring you back if it's not too late in the evening.
- One-Ten: [on other line] It's never too late in the evening.
- Mrs. Mary Black: You said you were on to something, what?
- John Steed: Something now about the law of probabilities.
- Mrs. Mary Black: Can you be nabbed for breaking it?