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The Avengers (TV Series)
What the Butler Saw (1966)
Patrick Macnee: John Steed
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Quotes
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Squadron Leader Hogg : Can I help you old boy?
John Steed : [disguised as Squadron Leader, complete with outlandish R.A.F. moustache] Actually, I wanted a word or 5 with Group Captain Miles.
Squadron Leader Hogg : Out, I'm afraid.
John Steed : Oh bad show,
[holds out his hand]
John Steed : Squadron Leader Blue.
Squadron Leader Hogg : Squad Leader Hogg, anything I can do?
[they shake hands]
John Steed : Actually, I wanted a word or 2 about the old Groupee, official magazine you know, I'm acting as P.R.O.
Squadron Leader Hogg : From the H.Q.?
John Steed : B.H.Q.
Squadron Leader Hogg : On T.T.R?
John Steed : J.J.V. succounted from R.H.B.
Squadron Leader Hogg : Oh really, how's the G.C.M.?
John Steed : A-1.
Squadron Leader Hogg : M-Y?
John Steed : 50 P.P.R.
Squadron Leader Hogg : [chuckles] Downgraded to 007, eh?
John Steed : Upgraded to B.B.5.
Squadron Leader Hogg : Oh, got his G.G.Q. then? How's the C.O.?
John Steed : [stops smiling] O.K.
Squadron Leader Hogg : Oh.
[pause]
Squadron Leader Hogg : Bang on.
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John Steed : [as Mayor White] Brigadier Ponsonby Goddard, sir?
Major General Goddard : Brigadier? What do you think this is, fruit salad? Mayor General Ponsonby Goddard!
John Steed : [salutes] Sorry, sir.
Major General Goddard : It's my son you want, young Percy.
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John Steed : [to his barber] Can you take me now? A quick scrape and a hot towel or two?