Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bureaucrat (1975)
Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : People gotta learn they can't play fast and loose with the law.
Capt. Barney Miller : You do what you have to do. You take the consequences of your actions.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It's like you and me against the world.
Capt. Barney Miller : Those are frightening odds, Wojo.
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Murray Grossman : Who gets the pastrami with mayonnaise?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I do.
Murray Grossman : Figures. Who gets the corned beef with ketchup?
Capt. Barney Miller : Here.
Murray Grossman : You should know better.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [noticing his sandwich] Look what I found. There's a dead fly in my sandwich. Right in the middle of my egg salad.
Capt. Barney Miller : You sure it's a fly?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : It's a little piece of olive.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Since when do olives have wings?
Det. Phil Fish : When they die and go to heaven.