- Capt. Barney Miller: Just wish someone would explain to me how a man who has committed over twenty years of his life to what he knows is right, deserves to end up in a rathole like this
- Capt. Barney Miller: Just caught in the machinery, the victim of a perverse higher order that condemns me to sit here and rot while my lawyer tells me to be patient
- Capt. Barney Miller: First the department got to take it under advisement with the commissioner, whose out taking a late lunch with the DA, whose wishing to god the damn judge would come to some accomodation with my attorney, who keeps telling me to be patient.