- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: We didn't get the dog, he got away.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: But we got the head man, the dog only works for him.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: My grandfather had something to say about marriage.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I have no doubts about that.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot it, but that don't fix the leg.