- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Barn, Traffic light out on Madison. Cars are backing up. They got a couple of accidents already. They got to have someone there to direct.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Harris
- Det. Ron Harris: That's... That's... That's on Publisher's Row Barn. Why don't you... Why don't you send... ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I just got back from fish duty.
- Det. Ron Harris: But... what if I see someone I know?
- Det. Ron Harris: Say Hello
- Benjamin Diamond: Look, I treated you like a friend. I took you into my heart. I even showed you how I made chopped liver. You hurt me Harv.
- Harv Jetter: It's nothing personal
- Capt. Barney Miller: Did you check with the wholesaler who sold the meat ?
- Harv Jetter: They wouldn't talk to me. They wouldn't talk to me.. This isn't a network show, with a big budget, and a big crew and team jackets. I got an old beat up van, one used camera, and a crew that consists of NYU film student. We drove up to the company and they laughed at us.
- Capt. Barney Miller: That's hardly justification for persecuting an innocent man.
- Harv Jetter: What makes you think he's innocent?
- Capt. Barney Miller: What makes you think he's not? If that show goes on the air, he'll never have a chance to defend himself.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: I'll bet "20/20", would love to hear a story, about how Channel 27 ruined a little butcher's life ?
- Harv Jetter: You wouldn't do that ?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Hey, I have an obligation to my public.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I just... I just want you to know that , If I came down hard on you, It's only because I guess we come down hardest on the people we care the most about.