Barney Miller (TV Series)
Heat Wave (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : How can you sit there wearing a tie and not sweating
Det. Ron Harris : Willpower. Don't you think it would be easy for me to sweat if I were to let myself go.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Your saying you don't have to sweat if you don't want to.
Det. Ron Harris : It's just a matter of values, man, this is a $30 shirt
Det. Janice Wentworth : I wish I could do that . It would keep my hair from getting straight .
Det. Ron Harris : I can do that to
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, the idea is to present an attractive target to a potential mugger
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I could wear my old Marine uniform
Capt. Barney Miller : And carry a purse
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I just don't want to wear a dress
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, it's just another assignment, everybody's got to pull it.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well... a... Harris hasn't gone yet.
Capt. Barney Miller : We all agreed Harris was going to go last, in deference to his mustache Chano went this evening, didn't he ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, But... but Chano likes that stuff. "Hey, hey, look at me, Secret Service, Undercover.All that spy junk."
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, It's a proven, effective method
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I... I don't know how to act like a woman. I don't know how to walk like a woman. I don't know how to sound like a woman...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Do the best you can.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, I ain't going to be any good at it.
Capt. Barney Miller : Don't threaten, just give me your best shot.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You know, I could have grown a mustache. That's what I get for being clean-cut.
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[Wojo is trying to open a window that won't budge]
Det. Phil Fish : You'll never open that window. They nailed it down in 1932, on the day this building was condemned.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I can't breathe in here, Fish. Room's like a oven.