Barney Miller (TV Series)

Heat Wave (1975)

Gregory Sierra: Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale

Quotes 

• Mugger : What you lousy cops done is illegal walking around dressing like perverts.

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey,hey,hey... you dirty guy, you. Look, one more crack like that out of you and I am going to reach into your mouth with these two fingers and pull out a tooth. Now, settle down

  Mugger : You got some weird body for a man, fellow ?

  Det. Bailey : April fool's, fool.

  Mugger : Holy Mackerel, one's phoney and one's real

  Det. Bailey : Wrong again.