Barney Miller (TV Series)
Landmark: Part 2 (1982)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
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Quotes
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Jack Norrell : Yeah, they we're going to call you, but I told them not to
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh ?
Jack Norrell : Well, I felt, better you hear it from me than some stranger.
Det. Ron Harris : Have we met ?
Jack Norrell : Not really ? Anyways, the place will be in escrow for the next thirty day. You guys don't have to pack right now
Capt. Barney Miller : That's, very considerate of you
Jack Norrell : Sure, in the meantime, I'll be poppin' in and out now and then. But, I'll try to keep out of your hair. I mean, after all, this is a police station. Do you mind if I use my bathroom ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Go right ahead
Jack Norrell : Thanks
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Det. Ron Harris : Hello, Sergeant Harris
Det. Ron Harris : Ah, Perlita, what a pleasant surprise
Perlita Avilar : Thank you
Det. Ron Harris : Has the Inspector been hiding you someplace
Perlita Avilar : Not all the time
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Det. Ron Harris : Are you having a stroke, Inspector ?
Inspector Frank Luger : No, it just happen to be Filipino Tagalog talk
Det. Ron Harris : Oh !
Inspector Frank Luger : What I said was "Good morning, you all". I picked it up from tagging around with that little Phillie of mine from Manille..
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Inspector Frank Luger : That's fine with me too. You want take that attitude, why don't you ooze on back to Luzon. I'll mail-order out for another one of you.
Capt. Barney Miller : I think I'll pass Inspector
Inspector Frank Luger : Fine, I'll eat alone. Use to it. I'll like it.
Det. Ron Harris : This day is shaping up nicely.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, don't you have things to do ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, but why the hell bother ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barn, these guys come breezin' in here, acting like they own the damn world, like we're the one getting in the way. You might as well chuck the whole right now, and just go sit out on the street
Capt. Barney Miller : My office.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What's that going to accomplish ?
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, he's got a point
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I got dibs on the curb
Capt. Barney Miller : Come on, it's just a building. And a damn lousy one at that. I mean, we... we sweat like pigs in the summertime, freeze our tails off in the winter. I got a bathroom that is an embarrassment. The roof leaks. You really want my opinion, we should have been out of here years ago.
Joseph Saxon : Roof, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, it's been home, we've done some fine work here. But, they can't take that away from us. What would be so terrible if we... we moved to some nicer quarters ? Someplace with a... electric typewriters. With a bathroom that is a bathroom. A window that actually looks out on something. What would be so terrible ? The point is, what's the difference where we work, as long as we're working together ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I hear they got a Mr. Coffee over at Manhattan South .
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, there you go. Why don't you grab yourself a cup, when you drop off the professor there. You can head on home from there.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks Barney
Capt. Barney Miller : You guys too, it's almost check-out time you go ahead on home.
Det. Ron Harris : Thank you Barney
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I feel better
Jack Norrell : Listen Captain, I think we will be heading out to. We're going take a look at that roof... hey, nice speech
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : You know, he's right, this place is in a lot of trouble
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : If it's a matter of a deed, low interest...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, Arthur and I are going to stop for a bite, do you want to join us
Capt. Barney Miller : No, I have some paperwork to finish up
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Better hurry
Capt. Barney Miller : Good Night
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : See you, Barn
Det. Ron Harris : Good Night, Barney
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Det. Ron Harris : That was dispatch, silent alarm just went off... and 6 th