- Mr Stephen: [looking at his watch while dressed as a hedgehog for a road safty course] Oh, I haven't had any breakfast.
- Basil Brush: Ah, do you want a bowl of milk with some bread in it?
- Mr Stephen: No!
- Basil Brush: He's a bit prickly this morning!
- [Mr Stephen has a job teaching schoolchildren about road safety, dressed as a hedgehog]
- Basil Brush: Which school is it?
- Mr Stephen: St Nigel's
- Basil Brush: Oh. the rough one! It's so rough, the teachers have to get *their* parents to pick them up!
- Basil Brush: Not bad for a first show, eh Mr Stephen? I remembered all my lines, but not necessarily in the right order.