- Bat Masterson: Ten thousand dollars for a...
- Teresa Renault: For a genuine Verano painting, Bat. If I let these snobs outbid me, I'd never live it down.
- Bat Masterson: If that's a Verano, I'm... Leonardo da Vinci.
- Teresa Renault: You've said that four times, Leonardo.
- Bat Masterson: You haven't been listening, dear.
- Teresa Renault: You haven't even taken a good look at the canvas.
- Bat Masterson: I've looked at Thackery - that's good enough for me.
- [last lines]
- Teresa Renault: You leavin' town, Bat?
- Bat Masterson: I just remembered somethin', ma'am - we have a dinner engagement.
- Teresa Renault: It's not even lunchtime yet.
- Bat Masterson: Good. Then we'll get an early start.
- Narrator: Colorado - 1883. These were great days, when the flourishing gold mines turned desert rats into millionaires overnight. Central City was striving to become the cultural center of the West, and its newly-rich residents were easy prey for unscrupulous art dealers. Here occurred one of the most unusual adventures in the life of Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.