Bat Masterson (TV Series)
The Fatal Garment (1961)
Gene Barry: Bat Masterson
Quotes
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Wyatt Earp : Well, Bat, looks like everything's back to normal. The sheriff's back on the job again. I got my $13,000 back and Browder's heading for the state peniteniary.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Again. And you're disillusioned with women.
Wyatt Earp : Again. I said everything's back to normal. I wonder what the Mexican authorities will do with her.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : It all depends on how hard they fall for flattery.
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Wyatt Earp : Bat, do you realize that was the third robbery attempt?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Well, you were right about El Paso, Wyatt. When it starts to cook, it boils.
Wyatt Earp : You think it boils here, wait until you ride across the border to Juarez.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : No thanks, I prefer a nice, peaceful American burial.
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Wyatt Earp : Any luck?
Wyatt Earp : None. They scattered in all directions. They had it all figured out.
Wyatt Earp : Fine. By now they're counting my 13,000 dollars.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Unlucky number, unlucky you.
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William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : A shirt! And a very handsome one.
Elena : Do you like it?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Oh, I like it. I want to thank you, Elena, and the grateful people of Juarez.
Elena : We made it especially for you. Oh, try it on, Bat! Hurry, I must see you in it.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I have no intention of disappointing a lady.
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Elena : Your beautiful shirt - it's soiled!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Along with my reputation. It will launder, Elena.
Elena : It was to be only for very special occasions.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Perhaps what happened was a special occasion. The more I think about it, a very special occasion.
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[while returning from Elena's cantina, Wyatt is savagely beaten by outlaws]
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Looks like your senorita plays a little rough.
Wyatt Earp : For some reason, I'm not in a joshin' mood. I located 'em.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : In Juarez?
Wyatt Earp : No, down near the border. They took my gun, my horse and your shirt. Well, when do we get started... Bat, did you hear me?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Yeah, I heard... and now I know which set of tracks to follow.
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[reading newspaper]
Wyatt Earp : "Bandit wears Bat Masterson's $1300 shirt." You know what they're calling him now? "El Camiso" - The Shirt - 'cause he's wearin' your shirt.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Well, now it's time to go fishing.
Wyatt Earp : Do you care to tell me about your big plan, Mr. Masterson, or don't you trust me?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Oh, I trust you, Mr. Earp. I just don't want to hear you bellow. Now, let's see how good I am at guessing games.
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William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I never disappoint a lady. I don't know about Wyatt, but I never do.
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[Bat ties the end of a rope to his cane]
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I told you I was going fishing. This way, I get my hook back.
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[looking at the unconscious El Camiso lying in the dust]
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : El Camiso... El Dirty Camiso.