- Suleiman: We have the money, oh mighty King of Rogues...
- Florence of Arabia: [attempting to one-up Suleiman] Master of Thieves...
- Suleiman: Ruler of Darkness!
- Florence of Arabia: Defender of Egypt.
- Suleiman: Don Juan of Aswan.
- Florence of Arabia: King of the Nile!
- King Tut: Wait a minute, take it back one.
- Suleiman: Don Juan of Aswan?
- King Tut: Yeah, I like that. Leave it in.
- [laughs]
- Rosetta Stone: [being robbed by King Tut] Why me? Why me?
- King Tut: Why not you?
- Rosetta Stone: [considers] That's logical.
- King Tut: I'm nothing if not logical.
- Barbara Gordon: Is that legal?
- Manny the Mesopotamian: Well, legal, yes, ethical, no. But nobody ever accused me of being ethical.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] Mount Everatt Hospital in Gotham City, where King Tut's phychoanalysis goes on and on...
- Batman: [H.L. Hunter begs Batman's forgiveness after mining beneath Bruce Wayne's property] It's obvious that you're an innocent miner, alright, you may go.
- King Tut: [raising his voice as he speaks] Indestructible machines, indestructible buildings. I'll build an indestructible empire that no one will be able to destruct!