Batman (TV Series)

The Bird's Last Jest (1966)

Burgess Meredith: The Penguin

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Quotes 

• The Penguin : Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your lives to your favorite family physician.

• The Penguin : Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!

  [guffaws] 

• The Penguin : [the Penguin has been trying to rendevous with Ballpoint Baxter, a notorious forger. He thinks he's about to be sent to prison to meet Baxter, but Chief O'Hara brings Baxter into Commissioner Garden's office]  Ballpoint! Ballpoint Baxter!

  Bruce Wayne : That's right, Mister Penguin. I've just secured him a parole.

  Dick Grayson : Mr. Baxter is going to teach penmanship in one of the Wayne Foundation camps for underprivileged children.

  The Penguin : Oh, no! No! What about the underprivileged criminals?