Batman (TV Series)

The Duo Defy (1967)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

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Quotes 

• Commissioner Gordon : [speaking into intercom]  Eh, Bonnie, please call my daughter Barbara at college, ask her to take a later plane home. I want to meet her, of course, but I have some cool facts to face before I get to the airport.

• Commissioner Gordon : [in despair at hearing nothing from the Dynamic Duo]  Oh, Batman, Batman, wherefore art thou?

  Chief O'Hara : [the Batphone rings]  Wherefore ever he art, Commissioner, he heard ye!

• Commissioner Gordon : [indicating Glacia]  Her, too, Batman?

  Batman : I'm afraid so, Commissioner. Emma Strunk is as guilty as the rest of them.

  Glacia Glaze : Emma Strunk? I'm Glacia Glaze, Batman.

  Batman : To the world of the rich and renowned such as millionaire Bruce Wayne, you may be known as Glacia Glaze, but to the world of the crimefighter, you're known as Emma Strunk.

  Glacia Glaze : Batman, if ever you see Mr. Wayne and he asks about me and Mr. Freeze, would you tell him something Rabelais once said?

  Batman : Rabelais? Of course.

  Glacia Glaze : To each, his own, as the woman said when she kissed her cow.