- Batman: You're not worthy of the name 'Shame', you're a sham, Shame! Don't ever cry on my tights or pull my leg again.
- Calamity Jan: Good luck, Shame honey.
- Shame: Dumplin', I don't need luck as long as I got you.
- Fred: [turns to camera] Couldn't you get sick?
- Train Guard: [under the influence of Shame's fear gas] Please... please don't hurt us, mister, I-I-I'm a family man, I got a wife and kid!
- Train Clerk: [shaking with fear] I'm a bachelor, buh-buh-buh-buh but I wanna live anyway!
- Chief Standing Pat: Look! Up in sky!
- Fred: It's a bird!
- Calamity Jan: It's a plane!
- Shame: No, it's a message for me.
- Calamity Jan: [aiming her rifle] Two feet more, Batman'll have more holes in him then a Texas oil field.
- Shame: Howdy.
- Gun Shop Owner: How do you do?
- Shame: That's a good-lookin' six-shooter you got there.
- Gun Shop Owner: Would you like to have a look at it?
- Shame: I'd be mighty grateful, if you wouldn't mind?
- Gun Shop Owner: [hands Shame the pistol] It's a beautiful piece of machinery.
- Shame: [Inspecting the gun] Yeah, that's a beautiful piece of machinery. How much is that?
- Gun Shop Owner: $69.95.
- Shame: $69.95?
- [starts loading bullets]
- Shame: That's too much. Do it shoot straight?
- Gun Shop Owner: Up to three hundred yards.
- Shame: [points the gun at the shop owner] Well, in that case, stick 'em up.
- Gun Shop Owner: [throws up his hands] You know, I had a funny feeling you were gonna say that.
- Frontier Fanny: Catchin' me ain't gonna do you no good, Dynamic Dingbats! My Shame's got your Batgirl and he ain't gonna let her go, not till he's finished committin' the crime o' the century!
- Batman: Which is?
- Frontier Fanny: Which is none of your business!