Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Catwalk (1995)

George Dzundza: Arnold Wesker, The Ventriloquist, Scarface

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Quotes 

• Scarface : Hoo-hoo! She's a live one!

  Selina Kyle : In two seconds, that'll be more than I can say about you.

• Scarface : I thought you'd want a chance to get even with the Vreelands. Not just for yourself, you understand, but for all those poor little stuffed animals, what never had a chance to fight back.

  Selina Kyle : Oh, barf.

• Scarface : Now we're gonna found out if there really is more than one way to skin a cat.

• Arnold Wesker : Please, I never did anything to you. Scarface, he's another person, not me, really.

  Catwoman : But he's inside you somewhere, and I'm going to keep scratching until I find him.

• Arnold Wesker : Excuse me, Mr. Scarface, but isn't it cruel to take advantage of that nice Ms. Kyle?

  Scarface : Hold my hat, will ya?

  [the Ventriloquist takes Scarface's hat off, and conks himself in the head] 

  Scarface : Bam!

  Arnold Wesker : Ow!

  Scarface : That's what ya get for goin' soft on me.

  Arnold Wesker : Yes, sir.

• Scarface : The guard's puttin' the cat out like I planned. Catwoman should have all the time she needs to lift the jewels and split.

  Catwoman : [inside]  This one's for the Vreelands.

  Scarface : But plans can change, can't they, Rhino?

  Rhino : [snickering]  Right, boss.

  [he fires a flare through the museum window] 

• Scarface : Get me out of here! Hurry! Hurry!

  Arnold Wesker : [Catwoman snatches Scarface with her whip]  Oh, no!

  Catwoman : Oh, yes.

  Scarface : Put me down!

  Catwoman : [throwing him away]  Sure.

  Scarface : AAAAAH!

  [landing on conveyor belt] 

  Scarface : Uh-oh.

  Arnold Wesker : Mr. Scarface!

  Catwoman : [tripping him]  Let's let the chips fall where they may.

  Scarface : Get me off of here! Dummy, help me!

• Scarface : You know, I never had much use for animals, except Rhino here.

  Rhino : Thanks, boss.

  Scarface : Then it hit me. Some rich geeks will pay big bucks for critters they can't go out and shoot no more. You know what these things are worth dead?

  Catwoman : More than my life, I bet.

  Scarface : You win, kitten. I needed a dummy to keep the cops busy while I grabbed the stiffs.

  Catwoman : So you conned me into that phony jewel robbery.

  Scarface : Too bad for you you figured it out.

• Scarface : Dummy, don't keep our pretty guest in the dark.

  Arnold Wesker : Yes, sir, Mr. Scarface.

  Scarface : [the lights turn on]  Ah, that's better.

  Selina Kyle : [gasping]  You've gotta be kidding.

  Scarface : [she starts laughing]  What's she laughin' at? My fly ain't open, is it?

  Arnold Wesker : No, sir.

  Scarface : So what's the gag?

  Selina Kyle : [still laughing]  Oh, come on, you know.

  [pantomiming a ventriloquist act] 

  Selina Kyle : "What's the gag?"

  Scarface : Can it, sister! This is Scarface you're dealin' with, and I don't stand for no disrespect.

  Arnold Wesker : I'd do as he says, ma'am. Mr. Scarface can be quite insistent.

  Scarface : I don't think anyone's talkin' to you!

  Arnold Wesker : No, sir.

• Scarface : My boys happened to be in the museum when they saw your little set-to with Ms. Ronnie V. They also seen you licking your whiskers at the sight of Ronnie's pretty sparklers.

  Selina Kyle : You're boring me, log.

• Scarface : That's right, Penguin. I got your bird, just like I promised. Of course, it'll cost you extra. Hey, you don't want it, fine. I can always use it for pillow stuffing. Ah, see there? I knew you'd be reasonable. While I got you on the horn, can I interest you in a Tazmanian tiger? A steal at only two mil.

  [hearing Selina's cat Isis meow] 

  Scarface : No, huh? That's okay. I got a client dyin' to get her paws on it.