Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Harley's Holiday (1994)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Harley Quinn : There's one thing I've gotta know. Why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?

  Batman : I know what it's like to try to rebuild a life.

  [He holds up a bag, and gives her the dress she wanted to buy, before getting in so much trouble] 

  Batman : I had a bad day too, once.

  [Ecstatically, she takes the dress, then stands on tiptoe to kiss his cheek] 

  Harley Quinn : Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.

• Harley Quinn : Hi, He-Man. Wanna race?

  Batman : Stop the car. Now!

  Harley Quinn : I think not.

  Robin : We wanna help you sort this out before it gets worse.

  Harley Quinn : Sure, like you helped poor Professor Crane last night. Sorry, boys. You ain't taking me back to Arkham.

• Bruce Wayne : Miss, please. I'm sure this has all been a simple misunderstanding. You don't want to mess things up on your first day out, do you?

  [knocking] 

  Bruce Wayne : Miss?

  Harley Quinn : [hitting him with the changing room door, trembling in anger]  I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn't let me go straight. Society is to blame.

• Batman : I think she really wanted to do right this time. If we can find her first, maybe we can stop her from ruining her chance.

  Robin : [turning on a GPS]  According to the scanner, your car should be right about... here.

  [Bruce's car sails by with Bullock in pursuit] 

• Bruce Wayne : [catching Harley as she trips]  Are you all right?

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [her hyenas snarl at him]  Wow! I never saw them do that before.

  [recognizing him] 

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hey! Don't I know you?

  Bruce Wayne : I don't think so.

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : [covering his eyes]  Something about that chin. I know! You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire.

  [taking his hand] 

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hmm. Unattached, I see.

  Veronica Vreeland : [clearing her throat]  May I help you, miss?

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Uh-oh. Enter the jealous girlfriend.

• Harley Quinn : [Kissing Batman]  Mmmmmmmm... Mwah!

  [Sweetly] 

  Harley Quinn : Call me.

  Batman : [With a grin]  Don't press your luck.

  [Walks away] 

  Harley Quinn : [to a smiling Poison Ivy]  Eh, what are you looking at?

• Robin : Sounds like Harley didn't waste any time getting into trouble.

  Batman : She's good at that.

• Veronica Vreeland : I love it.

  Bruce Wayne : That makes one of us.

  Veronica Vreeland : Really, Brucie. A man of your social standing needs a woman like me to keep you in step with the latest trends. Who dresses you, anyway? Alfred?

  Bruce Wayne : [blushing]  Well, actually...