Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Make 'Em Laugh (1994)

Kevin Conroy: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batmobile Receiver : Disturbance reported at the Top of the Crown restaurant. Suspect is a male costumed extremist armed with what appears to be a... ketchup gun.

  Batman : It's gonna be one of those nights.

• Batman : You've hit a new low, Joker. Only you would ruin three lives for a silly piece of tin.

  The Joker : You're dumber than you look, Bats. It's not the trophy that matters, it's the title! I am the greatest clown this dismal burg has ever seen! Where would the good folk of Gotham be without my pranks and antics?

  Batman : Let's find out!

• Condiment King : Ah, the big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd ketchup to me sooner or later! How I've relished this meeting! You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard...

  [Batman punches him in the gut, doubling him over] 

  Batman : Quiet!

  Condiment King : You hit me.

  Batman : Now, listen, Mustard Man, or whatever you call yourself, you're obviously new at this, so I'm willing to go easy on you, provided you give back the loot and never even think of doing this again. Deal?

  Condiment King : [fires his ketchup and mustard guns at Batman]  Horseradish!

  Batman : [dodging the attack]  This is your last warning!

• Robin : That's too bad. I watch Standler's show all the time. He's great.

  Batman : Any idea what would have caused him to go off the deep end?

  Robin : No. But talk about bad timing. He was supposed to be one of the judges for the annual Laff-Off competition tonight. Alfred and I bought tickets. By the way, where is Alfred?

• Condiment King : Let's go, Batso! You and me. I'm the Prince of Pickles, Sultan of Sauce! You don't stand a chance, you hear me?

  [bowing] 

  Condiment King : Later, chump.

  [slipping in some of his ketchup and mustard, he falls backward] 

  Batman : [seeing him hanging off an electrical sign]  Hang on!

  [as the sign shorts, the electric shock knocks him backward again, right onto Montoya and Bullock's squad car] 

  Officer Renée Montoya : Harvey, call an ambulance.

  [recognizing him] 

  Officer Renée Montoya : I know this man. He's that TV comic, Buddy Standler.

• Batmobile Receiver : Disturbance reported at the Top of the Crown restaurant. Suspect is a male costumed extremist armed with that appears to be a... ketchup gun.

  Batman : It's gonna be one of those nights.

• Robin : [unmasking the Pack Rat]  It's Harry Loomis, another famous comedian.

  Batman : Look at his neck.

  Robin : A microchip?

  Batman : Mind control. This is beginning to point toward our old friend... the Mad Hatter.

• Batman : It's just you and us, Joker.

  The Joker : Not quite, Batman. I've got a new girl, and she'll really sweep you off your feet.

  Robin : [appearing from a trap door in the floor, she knocks them backward with a broom]  Lisa Lorraine?

  Mighty Mom : Call me... Mighty Mom!

  The Joker : Ain't she sweet? My very own happy homemaker.

  Mighty Mom : But I don't do windows!

  The Joker : [cackling]  Not bad. Honey, why don't you show our pals how you clean house? In other words...

  [giving her laughing gas grenades] 

  The Joker : ...mop 'em up.