Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Trial (1994)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn, Dr. Harleen Quinzel

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Quotes 

• Harley Quinn : I just wanna say, if there was no Batman, there'd be no Joker, and I'd have never met my Puddin'. Thank you, Batman.

  [Batman glares at her] 

  D.A. Janet Van Dorn : Sad, isn't it. Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind.

  Harley Quinn : Ha! You're just jealous because you don't have a fella who's as lovin' and loyal to you as my Puddin' is to me!

  D.A. Janet Van Dorn : Ah-ha. And I suppose it was that same "loyalty" I saw the last time you escaped and "Puddin'" here...

  [points to the Joker] 

  D.A. Janet Van Dorn : ...finked on you in hopes of getting time off!

  Harley Quinn : Is that true, Puddin'?

  The Joker : [sheepishly]  "Finked" is such an ugly word...

  Harley Quinn : [grabs the Joker and starts shaking him]  You lousy, scum sucking creep!

  The Joker : The witness is excused!

• Scarface : Court is now in session! The Good People of Arkham Asylum vs. the self-righteous vigilante called Batman! Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury!

  The Mad Hatter : Hang him!

  Harley Quinn : Shoot him!

  Killer Croc : Hit him with a rock!

  Scarface : And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!

  The Joker : [bangs gavel]  Guilty!

  D.A. Janet Van Dorn : I was promised a chance to defend my client!

  The Joker : Oh, very well. Like it'll make a difference.