- Rupert Thorne: We need to dig up some dirt on our dashing D.A., something really juicy.
- Candice: Well I'm afraid that's going to be a problem. Dent's so clean, he squeaks.
- Rupert Thorne: Just stay on his tail, Candice. All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.
- Bruce Wayne: [Seeing Dent suddenly take his leave just as his election results are being celebrated] Hey, Harv! What's up?
- Harvey Dent: Uh, a surprise meeting, that's all.
- Bruce Wayne: Now? With who?
- Harvey Dent: Just mind your own business, alright?
- Bruce Wayne: You're in trouble, aren't you?
- Harvey Dent: My friend, you don't know the half of it.
- Grace Lamont: [about Harvey] Doctor, will he be alright?
- Doctor: He'll pull through. He's lucky Batman got him here so quickly.
- Bruce Wayne: What about his face?
- Doctor: That's a different matter. A good plastic surgeon should be able to repair most of the physical scars.
- Bruce Wayne: [to himself] I'm more worried about the mental scars.
- Dr. Nora Crest: [to a hypnotized Harvey Dent] Now Harvey, I would like to speak with your other personality. I would like to talk with 'Big Bad Harv.'
- Harvey Dent: I don't think he wants to talk...
- Dr. Nora Crest: He must if we're to help you. Please try.
- [Harvey struggles, then opens his eyes and tosses a coin]
- Dr. Nora Crest: Big Bad Harv?
- Big Bag Harv (Two-Face): [in Two-Face's voice] Speaking.
- Dr. Nora Crest: It appears you and Harvey are having trouble again.
- Big Bag Harv (Two-Face): The guy's a wimp.
- Dr. Nora Crest: Well, Harvey has special problems. When he was young, he felt very guilty about his angry feelings. So guilty that he hid them deep inside until they became an illness. You, Big Bad Harv, represent these angry feelings. Everyone has anger and it does not harm, as long as it doesn't result in bad behavior. Once Harvey understands this...
- Big Bag Harv (Two-Face): Then maybe I'll go away. Right?
- Dr. Nora Crest: Well...
- Big Bag Harv (Two-Face): [Harvey suddenly stands and throws the table aside] I'm goin' nowhere, Missy! If anyone's leaving, it's Mr. Goody-good!
- [throws a lamp through the window]
- Big Bag Harv (Two-Face): And maybe you with him!
- Harvey Dent: I just flew off the handle - that's all - Don't worry, I've got it under control.
- Bruce Wayne: Harvey, you didn't just lose your temper out there. You were like another person!
- Harvey Dent: I said I was sorry!
- Bruce Wayne: Maybe you should get some help.
- Grace Lamont: He already is.
- Harvey Dent: Grace!
- Grace Lamont: Darling, Bruce is your friend!
- Bruce Wayne: Don't be embarrassed. Lots of people see psychiatrists, Harv.
- Harvey Dent: Not when they're running for public office! You know how some voters feel about shrinks.
- Bruce Wayne: Well, I, for one, am proud of you! And relieved. It takes a strong man to admit when he has a problem.
- Harvey Dent: Yeah, yeah. Just keep it under your hat, okay?
- Bruce Wayne: Don't worry. If there's anything I know, it's how to keep a secret.
- Harvey Dent: What's going on in there?
- Commissioner James Gordon: Looks like they've got a case of bat infestation.
- Rupert Thorne: Congratulations, Harvey. This is Thorne. Rupert Thorne.
- Harvey Dent: What do you want, you slime?
- Rupert Thorne: Now, now. Is that any way to talk to a man who's about to make you a deal?
- Harvey Dent: I'm not interested in your deals, Thorne.
- Rupert Thorne: Oh, I think you will be, unless of course you'd rather I speak with Big Bad Harv.
- [Harvey starts sweating nervously]
- Rupert Thorne: Or perhaps you'd prefer I speak to the press first?
- Grace Lamont: Mr. Dent, I have a question. When are you going to marry that gorgeous fiancee of yours?
- Bruce Wayne: Better marry her soon, Harv, or I just might steal her away myself.
- Harvey Dent: You do, and I'll prosecute.
- Commissioner James Gordon: This is Police Commissioner Gordon. We have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up, and no one will get hurt!
- Frankie: Pound tar, Gordon!
- Harvey Dent: [approaching] Hey, Jim, how's it going?
- Commissioner James Gordon: [ducking gunfire] Could be better.
- Big Bad Harv (Two-Face): Harvey... Harvey Dent.
- Harvey Dent: No! Keep away! Leave me alone!
- Big Bad Harv (Two-Face): [Chuckles] Where you going, Harvey? You can't get away from me.
- ["Big Bad Harv" appears in front of Harvey]
- Big Bad Harv (Two-Face): See what I mean?
- Harvey Dent: Stay away! I want no part of you!
- [Big Bad Harv starts flipping a coin]
- Harvey Dent: No! Stop it! Stop it, I said!
- Big Bad Harv (Two-Face): It's time, Harvey. It's time.
- Rupert Thorne: [Reading Harvey's file] Listen to this boys. Says here that when Harvey was a little boy, he was bothered by a bully. Everyday the bully would bug him after school, until one day little Harvey got so mad, he slugged him one.
- Thorne's Thugs: Oooh.
- Rupert Thorne: Of course, the bully ran away, which made little Harvey very proud. Until he heard that the bully was in the hospital.
- Candace: That was some punch.
- Rupert Thorne: That's what Harvey thought. Except the guy was in the hospital for appendicitis. But poor Harvey felt so guilty, he never showed his anger again. And that was the start of Big Bad Harv.
- Harvey Dent: [Stands up from his chair in anger] What do you want?
- Rupert Thorne: Just a few favors from the D.A.'s office.
- Harvey Dent: You're dreaming.
- Rupert Thorne: Otherwise, as a concerned citizen, I'd be compelled to give this to the press. After all, the people of Gotham have a right to know the kind of person... or should I say "persons", they've elected. So, what do you say, Harvey? Do we have a deal?
- Harvey Dent: [Dent's face roils with rage at this taunting as Thorne's gang mocks him, until he suddenly takes a strangely calm veneer with a sinister smile] There's just one problem...
- Rupert Thorne: What's that?
- Big Bad Harv (Two-Face): [Walks up to Thorne's face and frightens the crime boss who realizes he has unleashed Dent's violent alternate personality] You're talking to the wrong Harvey.
- Candace: [about Harvey's breakdown] My, this guy is crazy.
- Rupert Thorne: Yeah, crazy like a fox. That little tantrum probably bought him another 10,000 votes.