The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Girl's Night Out (1998)

Paul Williams: The Penguin, Oswald Cobblepot

Quotes 

• The Penguin : That's right. I need chainsaws, dump-trucks, hedge-clippers, and a bottle of aspirin down here - now!

• The Penguin : We're closed. Besides, you aren't even old enough to come in here.

  Supergirl : Wanna see my I.D.?

  The Penguin : No! I want Batman, Superman, or someone who can do something!

  Batgirl : Like it or not, we're all you've got.

• Harley Quinn : Ain't this place great, Sparky? Look at the iceberg! They've got real seals in there!

  [imitates seal barking] 

  Livewire : Yeah, and lots of water.

  Harley Quinn : [pouring a drink]  Aw, c'mon! Wet your whistle!

  Livewire : [slapping the bottle out of Harley's hand]  I don't do liquids!

  Harley Quinn : Hey! I said I was sorry!

  Livewire : Dry up!

  [throws drink in Harley's face] 

  Poison Ivy : You know, Livewire, you could show a little appreciation. Without us, you'd be a dead battery.

  Livewire : [rises from her seat]  I'll show you how dead I am!

  Poison Ivy : [rises from her seat]  Ooh, that sounds like a challenge.

  Harley Quinn : [ducks for cover]  Oy!

  The Penguin : Ladies, Ladies, please. I run a respectable club here.

  Livewire : No one's talking to you, lard butt!

  The Penguin : That's it. Out you three pixies go.

  Livewire : This could be fun, after all.

  [Patrons run screaming out of the Iceberg Lounge as electricity shoots out and vines grow out the door]