- The Penguin: That's right. I need chainsaws, dump-trucks, hedge-clippers, and a bottle of aspirin down here - now!
- Kara Kent: [answering Clark's phone] Hello, Dullsville Central.
- Batman: Is Clark Kent there?
- Kara Kent: No, may I ask who's calling?
- Batman: A friend. It's critical that he gets this message.
- Kara Kent: Shoot.
- Batman: Livewire has escaped in Gotham. If he wants to get *on top of the story*, he needs to get there, right away. Do you understand?
- Kara Kent: Who is this? Sounds like a cape to me.
- [Batman hangs up]
- Livewire: [to Supergirl] At least Superman had the smarts to keep his distance. Tsk, tsk. Half the size, half the strength, and apparently, half the brain.
- The Penguin: We're closed. Besides, you aren't even old enough to come in here.
- Supergirl: Wanna see my I.D.?
- The Penguin: No! I want Batman, Superman, or someone who can do something!
- Batgirl: Like it or not, we're all you've got.
- [Supergirl and Barbara are watching the news]
- Reporter: Livewire, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn. So who was responsible for the collar?
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Just a couple of rookies.
- Barbara Gordon: Rookies?
- Kara Kent: You bum!
- Reporter: Impressive
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Well, they show some potential.
- Barbara Gordon, Kara Kent: [They high five] Yes!
- Dr. Pamela Isley: Your hyenas have been watering my plans again. One more time and they're mulch.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Come on, Red. Give them a break. We're all bored cooped up in here.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: So she smoked ya.
- Supergirl: We put up a fight.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: And lost. I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but where's the Bat?
- Batgirl: We're handling this.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Oh, that's reassuring.
- Batgirl: Don't let that doughnut dunker get to you. We're gonna have this whole thing sewn up before Batman and Superman get back.
- Supergirl: Sure. How hard can it be? Two against one, right?
- Batgirl: Right!
- Livewire: [after Harley splashes water on Livewire] Are you out of your mind?
- Harley Quinn: [Thinks for a minute] Yeah.
- Livewire: Pick up the cash and load it into the car! I'm going shopping!
- [snatches a dollar bill out of Poison Ivy's hand and walks off]
- Harley Quinn: When did we become the gang?
- Harley Quinn: Ain't this place great, Sparky? Look at the iceberg! They've got real seals in there!
- [imitates seal barking]
- Livewire: Yeah, and lots of water.
- Harley Quinn: [pouring a drink] Aw, c'mon! Wet your whistle!
- Livewire: [slapping the bottle out of Harley's hand] I don't do liquids!
- Harley Quinn: Hey! I said I was sorry!
- Livewire: Dry up!
- [throws drink in Harley's face]
- Poison Ivy: You know, Livewire, you could show a little appreciation. Without us, you'd be a dead battery.
- Livewire: [rises from her seat] I'll show you how dead I am!
- Poison Ivy: [rises from her seat] Ooh, that sounds like a challenge.
- Harley Quinn: [ducks for cover] Oy!
- The Penguin: Ladies, Ladies, please. I run a respectable club here.
- Livewire: No one's talking to you, lard butt!
- The Penguin: That's it. Out you three pixies go.
- Livewire: This could be fun, after all.
- [Patrons run screaming out of the Iceberg Lounge as electricity shoots out and vines grow out the door]
- Batgirl: [talking with Batman about Livewire escaping] The driver's recovered and there's been no trace of Livewire since.
- Batman: I'll be back in Gotham in less than 48 hours. In the meantime, be careful. I'll see about getting you some "special" help.
- Batgirl: If I need it. She's probably on her way back to Metropolis right now.
- [spots electricity coming out of nearby power lines]
- Batgirl: Or not.
- Livewire: [Batgirl throws a Batarang at Livewire to stop her from shocking Supergirl] Ow! Ever seen what happens to a fly that gets caught in a bug zapper?
- [tries to blast her, but her energy is running out]
- Livewire: Oops. Lunch break. Catch you later, babies!
- [transforms into electricity and escapes]
- Batgirl: [runs up to Supergirl and helps her up] Welcome to Gotham.
- Supergirl: So you know how to work all this stuff?
- Barbara Gordon: It's my job. I'm a systems and data analyst at police headquarters. Aside from paying my rent, it gives me access to all police activity.
- Supergirl: From here?
- Barbara Gordon: Yeah. I can hack in whenever I want. Just don't tell my dad.
- Supergirl: Your life is so cool.
- Barbara Gordon: Yeah, well... so, how about you?
- Supergirl: Well, I kinda live on a farm.
- Barbara Gordon: A farm? Like chickens and cows and stuff?
- Supergirl: Yeah. What about it?
- Barbara Gordon: Fresh air. Early to bed, early to rise. None of this constant night work. No big-city congestion. You are so lucky.
- Supergirl: I've got a lot of chores.
- Barbara Gordon: Chores? Man, I always wanted to have chores.
- [they sigh in contentment together, then laugh]
- Supergirl: I guess what they say is true.
- Barbara Gordon: The grass is always greener.
- Supergirl: So what are gonna do now?
- Barbara Gordon: [putting on her cowl and cape] We're going to find them, under whatever rock they're hiding.
- Harley Quinn: What do you say we get dolled up and go into town?
- Poison Ivy: America's most wanted women on a shopping spree. Cute. I've told you a thousand times, we have to keep a low profile. We can't attract Batman's attention until we have some kind of an edge.
- Livewire: [appearing from the toaster] Well, ladies. Meet your edge.
- Driver Cop: Five more miles, missy. Hey, you should be happy. If GothCorp Labs can undo your condition, you could be back to normal this time tomorrow. If you ever were normal.
- Livewire: Yeah, I love you too, jerkface.
- Security Guard: Halt! I-I mean stop. I mean...
- Poison Ivy: [he draws his gun] You don't want to shoot little old us, do you?
- [she kisses her fingers, then puts them on his lips, and he passes out]
- Poison Ivy: Didn't think so.
- Livewire: So this is home sweet home, huh? I guess it's okay, if you're into green.
- Poison Ivy: You're not gonna get all hissy and rude again now that we've kissed and made up?
- Livewire: No, but I could do without the mutts.
- [zapping electricity at Harley's hyenas]
- Livewire: Beat it!
- Harley Quinn: Hey!
- Poison Ivy: She has a point, Harl.
- Livewire: [a nearby plant rumbles] What's with the rhubarb?
- Poison Ivy: We've got visitors.
- Harley Quinn: Hop in, Red!
- Poison Ivy: [seeing the unconscious Livewire] What's with her?
- Harley Quinn: She shopped 'til she dropped.
- Kara Kent: Yeah, Ma, I would be house-sitting for Clark the one week Metropolis is dead quiet. Yeah, so far the biggest thrill has been reading... uh, sorting his mail.