- Petty Officer 2nd Dualla: [to Adama] Comm traffic two from the President.
- Commander William Adama: [to Tigh] Is this my ten minutes or is this yours?
- Col. Saul Tigh: Yours. I took ten last time.
- Commander William Adama: All right, I'll see you guys in combat.
- [walks off]
- Petty Officer 2nd Dualla: I believe it was your ten minutes, sir.
- Col. Saul Tigh: The old man's so tired he can't remember, then it's his turn.
- Col. Saul Tigh: Yes, we're tired. Yes, there's no relief. Yes, the Cylons keep coming after us time after time after time. And yes, we are still expected to do our jobs!
- Crewman Specialist Cally: Why do the Cylons come every thirty-three minutes? Why isn't it thirty-four, thirty-five...
- Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: [interrupting] Cally.
- Crewman Specialist Cally: What?
- Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Shut up.
- Number Six: Procreation is one of God's commandments.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: Really? Well, I'm sure someday if you're a good Cylon, he'll reward you with a lovely little walking toaster of your very own.
- [Lee orders Kara to take stimulants and she refuses]
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Why are we arguing about this?
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: I have no idea.
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Neither do I! You're the CAG, act like one.
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What the hell does that mean?
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like you're everyone's best friend. We're not friends, you're the CAG. "Be careful out there"? Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot Cylons out of the frakking sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And now one of your idiot pilot is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says 'Yes, sir' and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth, and you drag her sorry ass down to sickbay, and you MAKE her take those pills.
- [They both glare at each other for a long moment, then burst into laughter]
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: Well, I'm glad I'm not working for you.
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: You're damn right you're glad...
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: So, do I have to smack you on the mouth, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: No sir, I'll take my pills.
- [Lee holds out the drugs]
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Oh. Perfect...
- [She takes the pills, crunching loudly]
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: Carry on.
- [Kara grins and salutes]
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Yes, sir!
- [the Chief is staring at her, and she glares at him]
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: WHAT?
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: There is no God or gods, singular or plural. There are no large invisible men - or women for that matter - in the sky taking a personal interest in the fortunes of Gaius Baltar.
- President Laura Roslin: [as Billy replaces the number of survivors with a lower number] Okay...
- [long pause]
- President Laura Roslin: next crisis.