Baywatch Nights (TV Series)
Kind of a Drag (1995)
David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon
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Quotes
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Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over] There are many differences between being a lifeguard and being a PI. Lifeguards run on sand. PIs run on everything. I realized that as I chased after a boardwalk con man we've been staking out all day. You know, John Lennon once said, and it's a wise proverb too, that life is what happens when you're busy making plans. I didn't plan on meeting a beautiful woman during a fistfight.
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Mitch Buchannon : Meritorious Moose? Bogart is hired to find the Maltese Falcon and we're hired to find a Meritorious Moose?
Garner Ellerbee : Partner, a gig's a gig. Now what's this all about with you and Cindy?
Mitch Buchannon : Well, she said I wasn't in touch with my feminine side.
Garner Ellerbee : Your what?
Mitch Buchannon : My feminine side!
Garner Ellerbee : Well she's right. Most men aren't.
Mitch Buchannon : Yeah, how do you know that?
Garner Ellerbee : Sally Jessy Raphael!
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Garner Ellerbee : You think Duncan did this?
Mitch Buchannon : I don't know, but there's one way to find out.
Ryan McBride : We could just set a trap and have one of the impersonators do Dahlia.
Mitch Buchannon : Got it.
Garner Ellerbee : Yeah, but which one? They're all scared to death.
Mitch Buchannon : Yeah.
[Ryan smiles wide at Mitch]
Mitch Buchannon : What?
Ryan McBride : He's a little tall.
[Garner nods]
Ryan McBride : Nice legs, decent voice. Not great, but not bad.
Mitch Buchannon : What?
Garner Ellerbee : Hm. Might even help him get in touch with his feminine side.