- Waitress: Well, look who's back - it's Waterboy!
- Dr. John Becker: Ya know, I WAS gonna order a beer, but, just for that, bring me some water!
- Waitress: Well, technically, if you don't drink anything, you're not entitled to the free food!
- Dr. John Becker: [Indicates Margaret] Well, technically, she's drinking enough for both of us, so BRING OUT THE WEENIES!