- Linda: They have everything! You can go golfing, surfing, even skiing!
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, great, I go skiing, wrap myself around a tree, get a concussion, and I'm out of the office for months!
- Margaret Wyborn: [Ponders a moment] What about skiing?
- Margaret Wyborn: Hi, John, how was your cruise?
- Dr. John Becker: [Stilted] Nice, it was very nice.
- Margaret Wyborn: That's good - did you get any good pictures?
- Dr. John Becker: No, no pictures.
- Margaret Wyborn: Who goes on a cruise and doesn't get pictures? You know, you're being very secretive... Did you have a little shipboard romance?
- [Linda drops her coffee cup]
- Dr. John Becker: What am I supposed to do, find the humor in all this?
- Margaret Wyborn: Why not? Everyone I've told has.
- Reggie Kostas: Jake, I didn't know if I should told you about this, but Heidi's been kind of dressing down lately...
- Jake Malinak: You mean, like, casual...?
- Bob: She means, like Pigpen!