Becker (TV Series)
What's Love Got to Do with It? (2003)
Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker
Quotes
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Chris Connor : Just to set the record straight, I don't love you.
Dr. John Becker : Well, I don't love you! I don't even know what made me think I could like you. You're so cute and sweet and nice and perky.
Chris Connor : Oh! Well, it's better than being a cranky old fart!
Dr. John Becker : I'm not cranky! There's just certain things that irritate me.
Chris Connor : Yeah, everything irritates you! You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the ass!
Dr. John Becker : Oh, yeah, why don't you bite me in the ass?
Chris Connor : Oh, why don't you bite yourself in the ass? Your head's right there, anyway!
Dr. John Becker : Just go away, would you?
Chris Connor : I'm going! Good night!
Dr. John Becker : Good night!
Chris Connor : No, no, good *night*!
Dr. John Becker : You wanna have dinner with me some time?
Chris Connor : I'd love to!
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Chris Connor : [about her hospital bill] That's robbery!
Dr. John Becker : Of course it is - that's why they drug you and put you in a paper robe with your ass hanging out!