Becker (TV Series)

What's Love Got to Do with It? (2003)

Nancy Travis: Chris Connor

Quotes 

• Chris Connor : Just to set the record straight, I don't love you.

  Dr. John Becker : Well, I don't love you! I don't even know what made me think I could like you. You're so cute and sweet and nice and perky.

  Chris Connor : Oh! Well, it's better than being a cranky old fart!

  Dr. John Becker : I'm not cranky! There's just certain things that irritate me.

  Chris Connor : Yeah, everything irritates you! You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the ass!

  Dr. John Becker : Oh, yeah, why don't you bite me in the ass?

  Chris Connor : Oh, why don't you bite yourself in the ass? Your head's right there, anyway!

  Dr. John Becker : Just go away, would you?

  Chris Connor : I'm going! Good night!

  Dr. John Becker : Good night!

  Chris Connor : No, no, good *night*!

  Dr. John Becker : You wanna have dinner with me some time?

  Chris Connor : I'd love to!

• Chris Connor : [about her hospital bill]  That's robbery!

  Dr. John Becker : Of course it is - that's why they drug you and put you in a paper robe with your ass hanging out!