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The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 18 (1973)
Benny Hill: Self - Host, Various
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Quotes
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Humphrey Bumphrey : She said, "Kiss me, big bwana", so I kissed her big bwana.
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commercial voice-over announcer : Been having late-night snacks, again? That's a washing up job.
commercial actress : Not really. You see, I use SunBright lemon liquid.
commercial voice-over announcer : SunBright?
commercial actress : Yes, SunBright, makes everything so lovely and clean.
commercial voice-over announcer : Clean?
commercial actress : Yes, it contains lemon juice.
commercial voice-over announcer : Lemon juice?
commercial actress : Yes, lemon juice. That's what gives it its nice sparkle.
commercial voice-over announcer : Sparkle?
commercial actress : Yes, sparkle makes everything come up lovely and fresh.
commercial voice-over announcer : Fresh?
commercial actress : Yes fresh! Are you bloody stupid or something?
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Benny Hill : If I made love to you, would you yell?
Barbara Wise : What do you want me to yell?
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Benny Hill : [From "News of the Family" ballad] Your ma keeps making me tea cakes/ From a recipe your auntie lent./ In my mouth, they melt just like butter./ In me stomach, they set like cement./ She keeps on experimenting/ With different ways she can fill me./ Oh, it's just like playing Russian Roulette,/ 'Cause I never know which meal will kill me.