The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

The Crook Report (1989)

Henry McGee: Self, Announcer, Various Roles

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• Policeman : What seems to be the matter, oldtimer?

  Oldtimer : Everything! I tell you, six weeks ago, I married a 20-year-old beauty queen. Gorgeous. She worships me. She's loving, passionate, patient. We've got a Rolls Royce. We've got a swimming pool. We've got a sauna. We drink champagne for breakfast every day. We sleep together in beautiful silken sheets, a life most people only dream about.

  Policeman : What are you crying for then?

  Oldtimer : I've forgotten where I live!