- Andree Melly: You mean all these girls had their way with you?
- Mervyn Cruddy: All except the little fat one.
- Andree Melly: Why was that?
- Mervyn Cruddy: I didn't fancy her.
- Henry: You see, the way to spell it, I'm sure, is W-O-O-M-E.
- Robert: No no no, Henry, no no. I'm quite certain it is W-H-double O-M, whoom.
- Andree Melly: Excuse me, sirs, the way to spell womb is W-O-M-B, womb.
- Henry: You know something, Robert, I'm bloody sure that girl's never even heard an elephant with the wind.