The Bernie Mac Show (TV Series)

Here to Stay (2001)

Camille Winbush: Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins

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Quotes 

• Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : [after finding out Jordan bought a telescope with money Bernie gave him for medicine]  You little sneak. You think this is funny? You in big troubles with me, young man. I mean big trouble.

  Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : You can't punish him.

  Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : Watch and see if I don't!

  Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : You just mad 'cause he played you.

  Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : He didn't play me, he stole from me. The boy stole. It's called the way it is.

• Wanda McCullough : You could have at least given Jordan dessert before you sent him to his room.

  Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : The boy should have bought some cookies when he went on that spending spree.

  Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : He did.

  Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : What you way?

  Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : Nothing, Warden.

  Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : You can go right in the room and join him!