Best of the West (TV Series)

The Calico Kid Returns (1981)

Christopher Lloyd: The Calico Kid

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Quotes 

• The Calico Kid : When I come into a room, folks pay attention, they get scared.

  Laney Gibbs : Yeah, but you're retired now. When retired folks come into a room, people get bored.

• Parker Tillman : Kid, I'm not complaining, but I bought all that weasel because you said you could make weasel taste like veal.

  The Calico Kid : The meats, not the pelts.

• Marshal Sam Best : Kid, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but, eh, the town wants you to leave.

  The Calico Kid : I knew it. Too much paprika in the goulash.